Eating Habits <br /><br />For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on <br />nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those <br />conflicting medical studies: <br /><br />1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks <br />than the Canadians, British or Americans. <br /><br />2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks <br />than the Canadians, British or Americans. <br /><br />3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart <br />attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. <br /><br />4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer <br />fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. <br /><br />5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats <br />and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. <br /><br />6. The Polish drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies and <br />cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, <br />British or Americans. <br /><br />CONCLUSION: <br /><br />Eat and drink what you like. <br /><br />Apparently, what kills you is Speaking English.