With all of the computer posts lately, this oldie, but goodie seemed worthy of 'nother go round.<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Computer Jokes - Dr. Seuss Computer Manual<br /><br />If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,<br />And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,<br />And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,<br />Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!<br /><br />If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,<br />And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,<br />And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,<br />Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!<br /><br />If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,<br />Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,<br />But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,<br />That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.<br /><br />And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,<br />So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,<br />Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,<br />'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!<br /><br />When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,<br />And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,<br />The you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,<br />Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
