Doubt these ever were printed for real, but funny...

[Tim Frank]

These classifieds actually ran in the ******* City newspaper

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little b****rd. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward..

COWS: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale..

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything

 

[JRJ]

Re: Doubt these ever were printed for real, but funny...

Good 1's

 

[kenmyfam]

Re: Doubt these ever were printed for real, but funny...

Brought a few smiles there

 

[kend301]

Re: Doubt these ever were printed for real, but funny...

some classics that always bring a good chuckle

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Doubt these ever were printed for real, but funny...

COWS: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale..

lol.......talk about a disappointed farmer.

 

[tashasdaddy]

Re: Doubt these ever were printed for real, but funny...

talk about disappointed Cows.

 

[Tim Frank]

Re: Doubt these ever were printed for real, but funny...

talk about disappointed Cows.

TD...always the glass-half-full guy!

 

[ne7800]

Re: Doubt these ever were printed for real, but funny...

oh i think i laughed harder at the replies then the actual post