heycods
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Donkey Story<br /> <br />An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode <br /> <br />on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed <br /> <br />some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & <br /> <br />the boy was riding.<br /> <br />The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed<br />positions.<br /> <br />Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes<br />that little boy walk."<br /> <br />They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more<br />people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent <br />donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.<br /> <br />Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to<br />put such a load on a poor donkey.<br /> <br />The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry<br />the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal <br /> <br />& he fell into the river and drowned.<br /> <br />The moral of the story?<br /> <br />If you try to please everyone, you might as well...<br /> <br />Kiss your *** goodbye!<br /> <br />Have A Nice Day &<br />Be Careful With Your Donkey !
