heycods
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Subject: The DEA Sniffer Dog<br /><br /><br /> A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the<br />>> plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black<br />>> Labrador<br />>> Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.<br />>><br />>> The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the<br />>> dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA<br />>> agent<br />>> and that the dog is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer and he's the<br />>> best<br />>> there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."<br />>><br />>> The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says:<br />>> "Watch this.He tells Sniffer to "search".<br />>><br />>><br />>> Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very<br />>> purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then returns<br />>> to<br />>> its seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.<br />>><br />>> The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says:<br />>><br />>> "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of<br />>> her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."<br />>><br />>> "Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.<br />>><br />>> Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab<br />>> sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its<br />>> seat,<br />>> and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.<br />>><br />>> The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm<br />>> making a note of his seat number for the police."<br />>><br />>> "I like it!" says his seat mate.<br />>><br />>><br />>> The agent then told Sniffer to "search"again. Sniffer walked up<br />>> and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then<br />>> came<br />>> racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to<br />>> poop<br />>> all over the place.<br />>><br />>> The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't<br />>> figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks<br />>> the<br />>> agent "What's going on?"<br />>><br />>> The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"<br />>>
