Doctor on the phone

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Patient: "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." <br />Doctor Al: "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" <br />Patient: "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor." <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" <br />Doctor Al: "Do you drink a lot?" <br />Patient: "Not really - I spill most of it!" <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Patient: "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" <br />Doctor Al: "Yes, of course..." <br />Patient: "Great! I never could before!" <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Patient: "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" <br />Doctor Al: "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. <br />Patient: "No, you idiot!" "This is her husband!" <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Doctor Al: I have some bad news and some very bad news. <br />Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. <br />Doctor Al: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. <br />Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? <br />Doctor Al: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Doctor Al: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's" <br />Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer" <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />

 

[stan_deezy]

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<br /><br />Doctor: "Well I have to tell you that the rash you have is Tom Jones Syndrome"<br /><br />Patient: "Is it rare?"<br /><br />Doctor: "It's Not Unusual" de dum de dum.......<br /><br />Taxi!

 

[Limited-Time]

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Patient: Dr. everywhere I touch it hurts.<br />Dr.: Lets have a look, yes just as I thought. you have a broken finger.

 

[heycods]

Re: Doctor on the phone

Originally posted by Limited-Time:<br /> Patient: Dr. everywhere I touch it hurts.<br />Dr.: Lets have a look, yes just as I thought. you have a broken finger.

LT , it was very nice of you to edit out the fact that was a blonde joke. LF will apreaciate that.

 

[fireship1]

Re: Doctor on the phone