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heycods

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*Doctors:*<br />1. The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000.<br />2. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.<br />3. So, accidental deaths per physicians, per year are 17.14%.<br /> (Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. of Health and Human <br />Services)<br /><br />* Guns:*<br />1. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes, that's 80 <br />MILLION!)<br />2. The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is <br />1,500.<br />3. Therefore, the number of accidental deaths per gun owner, per year is 0.001875%<br /> (Statistics courtesy of the FBI.)<br /><br />So statistically, doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.<br />Remember, according to the facts, *Guns don't kill people, doctor’s do.*<br /><br />NOT EVERYBODY HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE <br /><br />HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.<br /><br />Please alert your friends to this alarming threat!<br />We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!<br /><br />(Out of concern for the public at large, the statistics on lawyers <br />have been withheld for fear the shock would cause people to panic...and <br />seek medical attention.)
 

JRJ

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Between bad healen and bad news, we don't stand a chance :D :D
 

Reel Poor

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Now I understand why I feel safer with guns in the house instead of doctors. :eek:
 

heycods

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Originally posted by SS Mayfloat:<br /> Doctors are like plumbers,,,,,,they both fix drip problems.......... :eek:
Errrr .......I dont think I want to know more :eek:
 

stan_deezy

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Yep, I agree Heycods and the very worst thing you can have is.....<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A loaded doctor :D :D <br /><br /><br />Is that a Walther in your pocket or...... ;)
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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heycods, I know where your mind is,,,,,,I was thinking of a nasal drip due to a cold. What were you thinking? Oooops better not post that, very close to the zap area. :p :D
 
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