do NOT....use u-bolts to mount a spare tire on a pipe tongue trailer......and think that you can stand on this to winch the boat on the trailer so your feet won't get wet.....<br /><br />do NOT.....trust your buddy to close the passenger door of the truck before he backs you into the water.......beside the other vehicle that is loading theirs......<br /><br />do NOT....open the valve on your lantern.....then drop your lighter on the floor of the boat....in the dark.............and then light the lantern...<br /><br />do NOT.....stand up and pee in the splash board when your buddy decides it's time to head back up.....and start another drift......<br /><br />do NOT....forget to let the fish warden know that you have a drift sock out.....directly under his boat......as he is leaving.....<br /><br />do NOT....allow anyone in your boat that doesn't tell you he had pickled eggs and beer for breakfast.....<br /><br />and lastly......<br /><br />do NOT.....ever believe that the boat headed at you in the dark.....at speed.....has the slightest clue as to what those red and green lights are really for.....or that 128 decible storm whistle.....<br /><br />( i refuse to admit if i am guilty of any or all of these! ) 