Ever wonder ... <br /><br />1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" <br /><br />2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... <br />I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." <br /><br />3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? <br /><br />4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? <br /><br />5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there song about him? <br /><br />6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? <br /><br />7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? <br /><br />8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom <br />is? <br /><br />9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? <br /><br />10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? <br />They're both dogs! <br /><br />11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? <br /><br />12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? <br /><br />13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? <br /><br />14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? <br /><br />15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? <br /><br />16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? <br /><br />17. Stop singing and read on ...... <br /><br />18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? <br /><br />19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? <br /><br />20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his <br />head out the window? <br /><br />21. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
