LadyFish
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Definition of a BBQ
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man <br /> volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
<br /><br /> 1) The woman goes to the store.<br /><br /> 2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.<br /><br /> 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along <br /> with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.<br /><br /> 4) The man places the meat on the grill.<br /><br /> 5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.<br /><br /> 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.<br /><br /> 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.<br /><br /> 8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.<br /><br /> 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.<br /><br /> 10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.<br /><br /> 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."<br /><br /> And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.<br /><br />
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man <br /> volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
That's me!!!! 
