LadyFish
Admiral
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2003
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Dear Tide:<br /><br />I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I have used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.<br /><br />Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!<br /><br />In fact, about a month ago I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started to become a pain in the neck.<br /><br />One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.<br /><br />After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of Liquid Tide. With Bleach Alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!<br /><br />In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives came by yesterday and told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative.<br /><br />Then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. It was quite a relief!<br /><br />I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.<br /><br />Signed,<br />A Relieved Menopausal Wife