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- Oct 19, 2003
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"Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, cook, policeman, janitor, journalist, salesman, doctor, garbage man, lawyer, etc. David was uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "He's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and other men put money in his underwear. Sometimes he'll go home with a guy."<br />The teacher, obviously shaken, set the other children to work on some exercises and took David aside, asking, "Is that really true about your father?" <br />"No," said David, "He works for the Kerry Campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."<br /><br /> I think I am showing my sick humor here. Jason
