Kenneth Brown
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Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood <br />Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good <br />The tube socks was hung on the window sill <br />and we all had smiles up on our grill <br /><br />Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib <br />in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live <br />and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine <br />had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine <br /><br />All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by <br />Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly <br />I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' <br />Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's-- <br />well anyway <br /><br />I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! <br />She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness <br />I said, for real doe, come check dis out <br />We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt <br /><br />Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way <br />Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh <br />Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat <br />I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that! <br /><br />He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, <br />"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise! <br />To the top of the projects and across the strip mall, <br />We gots ta go, I got a %%%%%% call!" <br /><br />He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof <br />and sippin on a 40, he busted a move <br />I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" <br />he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack! <br /><br />But don't worry jack, cuz I gots da skillz <br />I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz." <br />Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings <br />a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin. <br /><br />He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat <br />and busted the window with a b-ball bat <br />I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?" <br />he said,"You best get on up outta my face!" <br /><br />His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold <br />His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old <br />He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side <br />Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide. <br /><br />A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof <br />He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof <br />He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome <br />To see his wife waitin' at home <br /><br />and all I heard as he cruised outta sight <br />was a loud and hearty..... <br />"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"