LadyFish
Admiral
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- Mar 18, 2003
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MONEY<br />A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.<br />A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnt want.<br /><br />BATHROOMS<br />A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,<br />razor, a bar of soap, and a towel<br />The average number of items in the typical womans bathroom is 337.<br />A man would not be able to identify most of these items.<br /><br />ARGUMENTS<br />A woman has the last word in any argument.<br />Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<br /><br />CATS<br />Women love cats.<br />Men say they love cats, but when women arent looking, men kick cats.<br /><br />FUTURE<br />A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br />A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br /><br />SUCCESS<br />A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br />A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<br /><br />MARRIAGE<br />A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt.<br />A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change and she does.<br /><br />DRESSING UP<br />A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the<br />garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.<br />A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.<br /><br />NATURAL<br />Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.<br />Women somehow deteriorate during the night.<br /><br />OFFSPRING<br />Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about<br />dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret<br />fears and hopes and dreams.<br />A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.<br /><br />THOUGHT FOR THE DAY<br />Any married man should forget his mistakes. Theres no use in two<br />people remembering the same thing.. 
