SpinnerBait_Nut
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The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized<br />that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up<br />the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole<br />dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best<br />fighting dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be<br />entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay<br />down its arms.<br /> <br />The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler<br />dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian<br />wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each<br />litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids<br />and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest<br />dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five<br />inches thick and nobody could get near it.<br /> <br />When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a<br />strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt<br />sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this<br />dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.<br /> <br />When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and<br />wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog<br />almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over<br />to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and<br />consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all<br />of the Russian dog.<br /> <br />The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in<br />disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We<br />had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman<br />and Rottweiler dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian<br />wolves."<br /> <br />"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic<br />surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a<br />Dachshund." 