Subject: Classified Ads Actually Taken From Newspapers:<br /><br /> >FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites<br /> >----------------------------------<br /> > FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog<br /> >-----------------------------<br /> > FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog<br /> > ------------------------------<br /> > GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free<br /> > -------------------------------------<br /> > FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be reward.<br /> > -----------------------------------<br /> > COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale<br /> > -------------------------------<br /> > NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby<br /> > -------------------------------------<br /> > GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.<br /> > ------------------------------------------<br /> > NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once<br /> > -----------------------------------------<br /> > JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300<br /> > ------------------------------------------<br /> > FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.<br />Got married last month. Wife knows everything. 
