This is a great recipe!! <br /><br />Tequila Cookies <br /><br />1 cup of dark brown sugar <br />1 cup (2 sticks) butter <br />1 cup of granulated sugar <br />4 large eggs <br />2 cups of dried fruit, (dried cranberries or raisins ) <br />1 tsp baking soda <br />1 tsp salt <br />1 tsp fresh lemon juice <br />1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans <br />2 cups all-purpose flour <br />1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired) <br /><br />Sample the Cuervo to check quality. <br /><br />Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour another 4 oz. in a measuring cup and drink.<br /><br />Turn on the electric mixerb & Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. <br /><br />Add one teaspoon of sugarb & Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another 4 oz. b&just in case.<br /><br />Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit off floorb&<br /><br />Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.<br /><br />Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. <br /><br />Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. <br /><br />Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. <br /><br />Greash the oven. <br /><br />Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. <br /><br />Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. <br /><br />CHERRY MISTMAS 
