Mark42
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Had to go to basement in the middle of the night and right smack in the middle of the room was a huge Cave Cricket. <br /><br />I hate Cave Crickets. Their big, yellow and brown, 4 - 6 inch long feelers, can jump up to 6 feet, are blind, make no chirping sounds, and have a defense strategy of jumping wildly around so you can't catch them. They usually end up on you.<br /><br />I get a can of household bug spray and give this guy TWO solid doses and he crawls off under the edge of a trash bag. I assume to die.<br /><br />Next night I go to basement to pick up his dead body but he ain't there! Darn! So I look around and find him across the room on his side under a chair. Reach under with my foot to kick him out and he is NOT DEAD! He's not feeling too well, but he is not dead! Starts walking in circles. Darn these things are hard to kill. So I step on him.<br /><br />Now I have to find out how he got in. Darn things are so big must be a hole the size of a quarter somewhere. <br /><br />I have seen them so big that they will cover the palm of your hand. <br /><br />I hate Cave Crickets.