SpinnerBait_Nut
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LadyFish had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.<br /><br />Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the<br />wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh<br />lipstick when Kenneth Brown arrived.<br /> <br />"My gosh" Kenneth gasped. "Your car looks like an<br />accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you<br />OK LF?"<br /> <br />"Yes Kenny, I'm just fine!" LF chirped.<br /> <br />"Well, how in the world did this happen?" KB asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.<br /> <br />"Kenny, it was the strangest thing!" LadyFish<br />began. "I was driving along this road when from out of<br />nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved<br />to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to<br />the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the<br />right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left<br />and there was ........."<br /> <br />"Uh, LF," Kenneth said, cutting her off. "There<br />isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. <br /><br /><br />That was your<br />air freshener swinging back and forth!"<br />
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