SpinnerBait_Nut
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A blonde tried to sell her old car, but was having<br />problems getting rid of it because the vehicle had been<br />driven 250,000 miles.<br /> <br />She discussed her problem with a brunette co-worker<br />at the Salon Shop. The brunette mentioned that she<br />knows of a procedure to make the car easier to sell,<br />but it's illegal to do so.<br /> <br />"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can<br />just sell the car."<br /> <br />"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a<br />friend of mine who owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent<br />you, and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000<br />miles. Then you should be able to unload the car."<br /> <br />The following weekend, the blonde went to see the<br />co-worker's mechanic to have the work done.<br /> <br />Several weeks went by before the brunette asked the<br />blonde, "Did you sell your car?"<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it." 
