Re: Can I get in trouble for this?
"The Indian and Coffee"<br /> <br />An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand<br />and leading a bull in the other. He says to the waiter,<br />"Me want coffee."<br /> <br />The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the<br />Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in<br />one gulp, grabs the bull, blasts it with the shotgun, then<br />walks out.<br /> <br />Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in<br />one hand And leading another bull in the other. He walks<br />up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."<br /> <br />The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from<br />the last time you were in here. What the heck was all that<br />about, anyway?"<br /> <br />The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management<br />job. Drink coffee, shoot the bull, and disappear for a few days."
