When a bolt won't come loose, or a motor is froze up, we say "it's locked up tighter than a d!cks hatband."<br /><br />Hope that one isn't over the line.
To describe how hard some thing is "Harder than a weddin night D**k." I believe that's some where just above a diamond.<br /><br />Also theres "Crookeder than a dogs hind leg" Can be used on both things and people<br /><br />And the timeless...Ya gotta be Sh***'in me.
"In like a rat up a drainpipe."<br /><br />...and this one that got one of our local sports commentators in deep trouble when he said it on television... "Sweating like a rapist". <br /><br /><br />Now I'm waiting for the Aussies to add some good ones...
"You're squeezing my shoes."<br /><br />"That'll go over like a f@rt in church."<br /><br />"She's got a face that'll make frieght train take a dirt road."<br /><br />"You look like two miles of bad road."<br /><br />"She's been passed around like a bottle of cheap wine."
<br /><br /><br />Now I'm waiting for the Aussies to add some good ones... 
