Burglary

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A burglar alarm goes off in the middle of the night, and the<br />police arrived just in time to collar the burglar as he was<br />leaving the premises with a big bag full of loot.<br /> <br />Soon, he was in court, facing a grim-looking judge.<br /> <br />"Did you have an accomplice?" asked the judge.<br /> <br />"What's an accomplice?" replied the burglar.<br /> <br />"A partner. In other words, did you commit this crime by<br />yourself?"<br /> <br />"What else?" demanded the culprit. "Who can get reliable<br />help these days?"