Bumper Stickers Pt.3

[XCoastie]

Please don't tell momma I'm a boat captain, she thinks I'm a piano player in a ***** house. <br /><br />With my luck, when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. <br /><br />Semper Paratus

 

[Alrobot]

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Why do you have to be 6 foot tall to join the coast guard?<br /><br />So if the boat goes down you can still walk back to shore.<br /><br />Just a little joke from the U.S. NAVY.

 

[skier]

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What does NAVY stand for?<br />Never<br />Again <br />Vollenteer<br />Yourself<br /><br />Navy personel are called "Squids", what is a Squid?<br /><br />A squid is a spineless jellyfish that swims backwards through it's own defication. That's a little joke from the Coast Guard.<br /><br />What does Marine stand for?<br /><br />My<br />Ass<br />Rides<br />In<br />Navy<br />Equiptment<br /><br />or<br /><br />Muscles<br />Are<br />Required<br />Inteligents<br />Not<br />Essential<br /><br />Craig

 

[Alrobot]

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Merc:<br />Thanks, I haven't had any good comeback in some time. I will remember the Marine ones, except I will try to spell Intelligence CORRECTLY...

 

[XCoastie]

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Big Al,<br />I had to get a waiver to get in the Coast Guard because I was 5'11" at the time. I'm only 5'10" now. (I lost all my hair) <br /><br />Semper Paratus

 

[Alrobot]

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Being in the service, any service, will do that to a man...

 

[renegadepro]

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I miss my wife...... but my aim is improving

 

[Franki]

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LOL, I just told my lady that one, she hit me...<br /><br />I love it... <br /><br />rgds<br /><br />Frank

 

[Alrobot]

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I can't miss you till your gone...

 

[BassScratcher]

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[Alrobot]

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Get your tongue out of my mouth...I'm kissing you goodbye

 

[USS Neversail]

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From the last election . . . <br /><br />"SORE <br /> LOSERMAN"<br /><br /> for<br /><br />pres/v.pres<br /><br />Jason

 

[6MISFITZ]

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Never a day goes by that I find myself not leaving this forum with a smile!<br />Thanks,<br />Mike.

 

[skier]

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I got a license plate frame for my neibor that said "I got this boat for my wife. Not a bad trade."<br /><br />Craig