A state trooper pulled over a motorist and asked him, "How long have you been driving without a tail light?" The driver jumped out of his truck, ran to the back of the vehicle, fell to his knees and let out a long, painful moan. The state trooper couldn't believe the driver was so upset over a little broken tail light, so he decided not to give him a ticket. The trooper walked over to the man and said, "Come on, now. It's alright. I'm not even going to give you a ticket. It's not that serious at all!" The man looked up at the trooper and through his tears asked, "It's not serious?! Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?!"
