SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Bringing Home A Second"<br /> <br />When our second child was on the way, my wife and<br />I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had<br />already had at least one child. The instructor raised the<br />issue of breaking the news to the older child.<br /> <br />It went like this:<br /> <br />"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love<br />you so much we decided to bring another child into this<br />family.'<br /> <br />But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came<br />home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I<br />decided to bring home another wife.'"<br /> <br />One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she<br />cook?"