levittownnick
Senior Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Jul 2, 2003
- Messages
- 789
-- Cave Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded?
cuz you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6)zap
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If your gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13)zap
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded?
cuz you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6)zap
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If your gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13)zap
