There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. <br /><br />One day she decided to get makeover. She cut and dyed her hair brunette and went driving down a country road, searching for someone who would appreciate her for her intelligence. When she came across a herd of sheep, she stopped and called the shepherd over.<br /><br />"That's a nice flock of sheep," she said.<br /><br />"Well thank you," said the herder. <br /><br />"Tell you what, I have a proposition for you," said the woman.<br /><br />"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"<br /><br />"Sure," agreed the Shepherd. So the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied: "382". <br /><br />"Wow," said the shepherd.<br /><br />"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."<br /><br />So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. <br /><br />Then the herder said: "Okay, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
