Blonde Golfer

[gaugeguy]

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.<br /><br />Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.<br /><br />The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.<br /><br />As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?"<br /><br />"Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Blonde Golfer

Personally I prefer the glow in the dark ones there easier to find the water.

Actually, I have a blind golfer that usually plays my tournaments and he uses some that beep. He hit longest drive last year. He's amazing to watch. Now he's begging me to have a night tournament to so its a little more fair.

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Blonde Golfer

I saw a show on blind golfers on ESPN a year or so ago. They had an 89 year old blind man that had shot a hole in one, unbelievable.<br /><br />Does his caddy line him up and give him the distances and stuff? That is so cool that he is not letting his handicap stop him from enjoying the game.

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Blonde Golfer

Gaugeguy thats exactly what he does. He always plays with two of his buds, they line him up tell him how many yards and wind speed. He's about a 20 hcp not too shabby considering. He has a heart as big as all outdoors and is an all around great guy.

 

[tylerin]

Re: Blonde Golfer

That's great Ladyfish! I love to hear those stories. Let me tell you I've been playing the game since I was 11yrs old (first job picking up range balls) and 20 handicap is better than 70% of the golfers out there.