Reel Poor
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- Jan 29, 2005
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PHONE CALL<br /><br /><br />Hello, is this the FBI? <br /><br />Yes. What can I do for you sir?<br /><br />I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith, he's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!<br /><br />Thank you very much for the call sir, we will investigate immediately.<br /><br />The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.<br /><br />They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.<br /><br />They sneer at Virgil and leave.<br /><br />The phone rings at Virgil's house,<br /> Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd, Did the FBI come to your house?<br /><br />Yeah!<br /><br />Did they chop your firewood?<br /><br />Yep.<br /><br />"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
