Re: Billions may die
Dateline, London July 12, 2072,
United States Nuclear Arsenal Saves the Planet
In a new century, against a different foe, the US has saved the planet once again. By detonating 50% of their available nuclear arms at various sites throughout the Globe, the US has been successful in reversing years of rising temperatures. The daytime temperature in London yesterday dropped 25 degrees centigrade from 55 to a mere 30. Temperatures are expected to drop another 15 degrees today making this possibly the coldest high temperature for July (15) in recorded history. Sales of jumpers rose dramatically, and keepers of these relics from the past are poised to become rich literally overnight. Fear of a new ice age have already caused some to question the wisdom of the US action, the UN will vote on condemnation this afternoon.