SpinnerBait_Nut
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Yea that's real bad. 
<br /><br />A man took his wife to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.<br /><br />They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: <br /><br />This bull mated 50 times last year."<br /><br />The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said:<br /><br />"He mated 50 times last year."<br /><br />They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:<br /><br />"This bull mated 120 times last year."<br /><br />The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said:<br /><br />"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."<br /><br />They walked to the third pen and a sign, in capital letters: <br /><br />"This bull mated 365 times last year."<br /><br />The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, and she said:<br /><br />"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."<br /><br />The husband looked at her and said: <br /><br />"Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow." <br /><br />NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he should eventually make a full recovery.............. oops, I mean, that's terrible......