Before it starts.....

gaugeguy

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." <br />His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." <br />This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." <br />"That's it!" She blows her top, "You SOB! You waltz in here, flop your rump down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" <br />The husband sighed. "Oh man, it's started."
 

cmyers_uk

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Re: Before it starts.....

Man carries his wife over the threshold then removes his trousers (pants) and says to his new wife, put those on. She gets into his trousers and he says thats the first and last time you wear the trousers in this house. She removes her knickers and say's put those on because with an attitude like that you wont get into those again.
 
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