Beer Contains Traces of Female Hormones

[JGREGORY]

Scientists have demonstrated that beer contains traces of female hormones.<br /><br />To prove their theory, they gave 100 men 12 pints of lager and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked incessantly without making sense, were frequently overcome by emotion, and couldn't drive.

 

[jim phillips]

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I LOVE IT !!!!<br /><br />BUT GET READY FOR AN *** CHEWIN FROM THE LADIES<br /><br />

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Yep, most of the females I know has that hormone.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Now that makes me want to quit drinking beer...NOT!<br /><br />Kenny

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Wonder if said hormone makes them(women) have blonde hair?

 

[Topmason]

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That'll be my new excuse for havin a beer.<br />"Honey, I just wanted to get in touch with my female side."<br />Lmao

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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no matter how much beer a man drinks, youll NEVER hear his ask, do these pants make my azz look fat???<br /><br />well, unless its prison beer, and a phat azz is BAD to have, lol<br /><br />

 

[LadyFish]

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Scientists have demonstrated that beer contains traces of female hormones.

This makes perfect sense since last week I read a post here that said beer makes you smarter.

 

[aspeck]

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Saturday, after working from 7 am till 9:30 pm, outside in the cold on the new house, I came home, crawled in bed, and was shivering to beat the band. Wife had to get an extra blanket out to get me warmed up.<br /><br />Sunday night I was sweating like crazy and throwing off covers. She looked at me, laughed, and said, "Don't take my job! Next thing you know you will be snapping at me for no apparent reason and changing your mind about 20 times on everything! You keep your role and I will keep mine!"<br /><br />Needless to say, I busted up laughing!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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This makes perfect sense since last week I read a post here that said beer makes you smarter.

In some women it does!!!

 

[LadyFish]

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Oh you are in soooo much trouble SBN. Lucky for you I don't get mad........I just get even.

 

[Ralph 123]

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No wonder beer gives me a wicked headache!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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More beer anyone?

 

[Holdimhook]

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I don't think beer has ever made me any smarter, but is has made ugly women a lot better lookin'!

 

[Holdimhook]

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BTW, it also makes old white guys better dancers!

 

[KaGee]

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I had a notion this was another bone!

 

[heycods]

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Yep looks like I got henchmen running all over the place, I think thats 4 so far. <br /><br />I just set back and twiddle my thumbs and read. Ahhhh the life of a retired Dirty Old Man, And I dont even have to fight with Momma Fish over thisun