stan_deezy
Lieutenant Commander
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An elderly professor visits his local music store looking for a particular item.<br />The spotty yoof at the counter is amused to see the old man thumbing through the collection of vinyl records in the "oldies" section so he decides to go and see if he can help.<br /><br />The professor announces that he is looking for a particularly rare recording entitled "European Wasps and their distinctive noises".<br /><br />Spotty yoof is confused and goes back to the counter and punches in the album title to the stock computer. He's even more amazed when the computer shows that they do indeed have that record in stock.<br /><br />"Yeah, we got it" says spotty yoof, "Would you like to hear a sample?"<br /><br />"Yes please" replies the professor and they go to the headphone booth and the yoof plays a track from the album.<br /><br />The professor gets rather annoyed and says "Young man, I specifically asked for European Wasps and this is NOT that recording!"<br /><br />"I'm sure it is" says the yoof, "It says so on the label"<br /><br />Then the spotty yoof checks and spots his mistake. He apolgises profusely and says.........<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />it's worth waiting for, trust me......<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"I'm really sorry, you're quite correct, that wasn't European Wasps at all.......<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />........... I was playing the b-side"<br /> 
