SpinnerBait_Nut
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BARLOW received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was<br />fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary.<br />Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't<br />expletives were, to say the least, rude.<br /> <br />BARLOW tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was<br />constantly saying polite words and playing soft music,<br />he did anything he could think of. Nothing worked. When<br />he yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. If he shook the<br />bird, the bird got madder and ruder.<br /> <br />Finally in a moment of desperation, BARLOW put the parrot in<br />the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking,<br />kicking and screaming and then suddenly, there was quiet.<br />BARLOW was frightened that he might have actually hurt the<br />bird and quickly opened the freezer door.<br /> <br />The parrot calmly stepped out onto BARLOW's extended arm<br />and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my<br />language and actions, so I ask for your forgiveness. I will<br />endeavor to correct my behavior."<br /> <br />BARLOW was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and<br />was about to ask what had changed him when the parrot<br />continued: <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"May I ask what the chicken did?"
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