Baby Boomer Humor

Bob_VT

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Some of the artists from the '60s and 70's are re-mixing their hits with new lyrics to accommodate Aging Baby Boomers. They include the oldie's but goodie's:<br /><br />Herman's Hermits: "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER "<br /><br />The Bee Gees: "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP "<br /><br />Bobby Darin: "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH "<br /><br />Ringo Starr: "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS "<br /><br />Roberta Flack: "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE "<br /><br />Johnny Nash: "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW "<br /><br />Paul Simon: "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER "<br /><br />Commodores: "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM "<br /><br />Marvin Gaye: "I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS "<br /><br />Procol Harem: "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR "<br /><br />Leo Sayer: "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING "<br /><br />The Temptations: "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE "<br /><br />ABBA: "DENTURE QUEEN "<br /><br />Dylan: "JUST LIKE A KIDNEY STONE "<br /><br />Queen: "WE WERE THE CHAMPIONS "<br /><br />Beatles: "WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY MEDS "<br /><br />Dion: "LIMP AROUND SUE "<br /><br />The Rolling Stones: "LIMPING JACK FLASH "<br /><br />Tony Orlando: "KNOCK THREE TIMES ON MY SHOULDER BEFORE YOU SPEAK TO ME "<br /><br />Helen Reddy: "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME SNORE "<br /><br />Willie Nelson: "ON THE THRONE AGAIN "<br /><br />John Prine: "PINK CATARACT "<br /><br />John Denver: "ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH FIBER "<br /><br />Lesley Gore: "IT'S MY PROCEDURE AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO "<br /><br /> :D
 

Twidget

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Re: Baby Boomer Humor

Van Halen: Hot for my grandkids teacher. <br /><br />Funny list, wish some of it werent becoming so true. :)
 

90skichallenger

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Thats some funny stuff ya'll. I am gonna email that to some friends of mine. They will get a big kick out of it.<br /> :) :cool:
 

gaugeguy

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James Taylor "Something was on my mind"<br /><br /> :D :( :D
 

NOSLEEP

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Those are great.<br />Payolas... "You've got the thighs of a ranger"
 

NYMINUTE

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Lost Classics:<br />The Really Old Lady from Pasadena.. Jan and Dean<br />Escalator to Heaven...Led Zepplin<br />Endings...Chicago<br />Brand New Wheel Chair....Melanie
 
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