Atlanta Santa+a 2x4 beating a lady

[Scaaty]

So I see a quick shot on the news of some black santa sitting in squad car after beating on some women with a 2x4 for handing out flyers or something. Imagine driving down the street with your kid, and heres santa beating the hell out of some old lady on the ground with a 2x4! Damn, I miss all the fun living rural. Anybody else see this?

 

[WillyBWright]

Re: Atlanta Santa+a 2x4 beating a lady

I guess they'd better revise that story. Seems to me there's been some miscommunication. Apparently Grandma wasn't run over by a reindeer after all. This smacks of a cover-up. Imagine the scandal! Santa's finished. I hear the elves are murmering impeachment.

 

[jt57]

Re: Atlanta Santa+a 2x4 beating a lady

i heard that all the elves were very upset cause santa is going to out source all the toy making to elevs in china

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: Atlanta Santa+a 2x4 beating a lady

Santa has a very poor PR. Seems he was campaigning for Kerry in November. Rumor has it that Sponge Bob is leading as his replacement, or was it the Pope??