Re: ASTROS WIN!!!!!
"Baseball in Heaven"<br /> <br />Two buddies KK and Ken were two of the biggest<br />baseball fans in America. For their entire adult lives,<br />KK and Ken discussed baseball history in the winter<br />and they pored over every box score during the season.<br />They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that<br />whoever died first would try to come back and tell the<br />other if there was baseball in heaven.<br /> <br />One fall night, KK passed away in his sleep after<br />watching the 'Stros victory earlier in the evening. He<br />died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Ken awoke to<br />the sound of KK's voice from beyond. "KK is that<br />you?" Ken asked.<br /> <br />"Of course it me," KK replied.<br /> <br />"This is unbelievable!" Ken exclaimed. "So tell me, is<br />there baseball in heaven?"<br /> <br />"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you.<br />Which do you want to hear first?"<br /> <br />"Tell me the good news first."<br /> <br />"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in<br />heaven, Ken."<br /> <br />"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the<br />bad news?"<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"You're pitching tomorrow night."