KeltonKrew
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This is an old one but I just received it again 
<br /><br /><br />Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Conservative ???<br /><br />Here is a little test that will help you decide. <br /><br />Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Conservative? <br /><br />The answer can be found by posing the following<br />question: <br /><br />You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. <br />You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. <br /><br />What do you do? <br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br /><br />Democrat's Answer: <br /><br />Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! <br /><br />Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? <br /><br />Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? <br /><br />Could we run away? <br /><br />What does my wife think? <br /><br />What about the kids? <br /><br />Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? <br /><br />What does the law say about this situation? <br /><br />Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? <br /><br />Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? <br /><br />Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? <br /><br />Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? <br /><br />If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? <br /><br />Should I call 9-1-1? <br /><br />Why is this street so deserted? <br /><br />We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. <br /><br />This is all is so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. <br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Republican's Answer: <br /><br />BANG! <br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br /><br />Southern Conservative's Answer: <br /><br />BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! <br />BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). <br /><br />BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! <br />BANG! click <br /><br />Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
<br /><br /><br />Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Conservative ???<br /><br />Here is a little test that will help you decide. <br /><br />Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Conservative? <br /><br />The answer can be found by posing the following<br />question: <br /><br />You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. <br />You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. <br /><br />What do you do? <br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br /><br />Democrat's Answer: <br /><br />Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! <br /><br />Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? <br /><br />Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? <br /><br />Could we run away? <br /><br />What does my wife think? <br /><br />What about the kids? <br /><br />Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? <br /><br />What does the law say about this situation? <br /><br />Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? <br /><br />Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? <br /><br />Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? <br /><br />Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? <br /><br />If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? <br /><br />Should I call 9-1-1? <br /><br />Why is this street so deserted? <br /><br />We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. <br /><br />This is all is so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. <br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Republican's Answer: <br /><br />BANG! <br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br /><br />Southern Conservative's Answer: <br /><br />BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! <br />BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). <br /><br />BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! <br />BANG! click <br /><br />Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
