SpinnerBait_Nut
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"You Know You Are A Bad Cook When..."<br /> <br />You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.<br /> <br />You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart<br />stays in one piece.<br /> <br />Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.<br /> <br />Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate<br />in bulk.<br /> <br />Your family automatically heads for the<br />dinner table every time they hear a fire<br />truck siren.<br /> <br />The EPA insists that all your garbage<br />cans be marked with biohazard symbols.<br /> <br />Your microwave display reads "TILT!"<br /> <br />Your two best recipes are meatloaf and<br />apple pie, but your dinner guests can<br />tell which is which.<br /> <br />Your pie-filling bubbles over and eats the<br />enamel off the bottom of the oven.<br /> <br />You've used three boxes of scouring pads<br />and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar and<br />that macaroni and cheese still won't let go<br />of the pan.<br /> <br />You make tuna noodle surprise and the<br />surprise is that it glows in the dark and<br />melts the silverware.<br /> <br />Your family prays AFTER they eat!<br /> 
