Anybody fancy a spot of salvage?

[stan_deezy]

During a recent storm this story has appeared:<br /><br /> Salvage Opportunity! <br /><br />Two tonnes of whisky and liquor swept overboard from a container ship.<br /><br />Ideal business opportunity for those of us with diving gear <br /><br />Please form an orderly queue behind me

 

[rwise]

Re: Anybody fancy a spot of salvage?

I've got a rope!

 

[KaGee]

Re: Anybody fancy a spot of salvage?

yo, ho, ho and a bottle of....

 

[technostingray]

Re: Anybody fancy a spot of salvage?

Keep your hands on the wheel and make for open waters.....

 

[Nos4r2]

Re: Anybody fancy a spot of salvage?

I've got a boat and a fishfinder......wonder how deep they are...

 

[neumanns]

Re: Anybody fancy a spot of salvage?

That's about 92,000 quarts by my math. If it is cheap stuff at $10 quart that would be nearly a Million dollers of wiskey!!<br /><br />Let's see... so far we got a rope, boat, and fishfinder and a general Idea of where. Sounds like a plan in the makin...I'm In!

 

[Skinnywater]

Re: Anybody fancy a spot of salvage?

Bill Muldrew, watch manager at Milford Haven Coastguard Station, said, "We put out a message for vessels to look out for these containers. But they're all reported to have sunk - and we're very disappointed about that!"<br />

<br />I can't imagine it'll be gone forever or that the cold, dark depths will spoil it's flavours or partibilitys...

 

[dolluper]

Re: Anybody fancy a spot of salvage?

More fish food,Jaws will be drunk for weeks

 

[technostingray]

Re: Anybody fancy a spot of salvage?

Joy to the World, Joy to the World, Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea....