Another Cruise Joke for Scrappy

heycods

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DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE <br />I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all <br />my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. <br />DEAR DIARY .DAY TWO <br />We spent the entire day at sea It was beautiful and we saw some <br />whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to <br />be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. <br />DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE <br />I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding <br />and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join <br />him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful <br />time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. <br />DEAR DIARY DAY FOUR <br />Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The <br />Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had <br />a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to <br />stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be <br />unfaithful to my husband. <br />DEAR DIARY ..DAY FIVE <br />Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to <br />go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain <br />saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming <br />gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I <br />declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he <br />would sink the ship. <br /> <br />I was appalled. <br />DEAR DIARY .DAY SIX <br />I saved 1600 lives today----- <br />Twice!!!!!
 

fireship1

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Re: Another Cruise Joke for Scrappy

lol :D That's a good 'un Heycods.
 

scrapper

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Re: Another Cruise Joke for Scrappy

Yah ! good un ! and I figure she had to be blonde :) :) :D
 

JRJ

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Re: Another Cruise Joke for Scrappy

:D :D Gotta love a hero.
 

Pony

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Re: Another Cruise Joke for Scrappy

All my cruise ship jokes involve the Vikings...............
 
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