Another case of alcohol abuse

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Folks I dont have a clue if any of these are true but for a couple of them Id have to have a shot or two before trying!<br /><br /><br />AND YA'LL THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY FOR DRINKING. . . . <br /> <br /><br />Did you know this about vodka?<br /><br />1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with <br />vodka.The solvent dissolves adhesive<br /><br />2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray<br />bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.<br />The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.<br /><br />3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.<br /><br /><br />4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your<br />safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.<br /><br /><br />5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.<br /><br /><br />6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.<br /><br />7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.<br /><br /><br />8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.<br /><br /><br />9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezerbag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.<br /><br /><br />10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.<br /><br /><br />11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.<br /><br /><br />12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.<br /><br /><br />13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.<br /><br /><br />14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.<br /><br /><br />15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.<br /><br /><br />NOW I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY SOME...
 

ae708

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Re: Another case of alcohol abuse

Why waste good vodka on most of these? Why not just use cheap alcohol to start with and save the vodka for drinking as it was intended?
 

JB

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Re: Another case of alcohol abuse

Green moonshine will do all of the same. :)
 

SlowlySinking

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Re: Another case of alcohol abuse

* * * Id have to have a shot or two before trying! * * *<br /><br />Pun intended?
 

Holdimhook

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Re: Another case of alcohol abuse

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.<br />__________________________________________________<br />It's official now; toothaches can lead to waking up with ugly women! :D :D ;)
 
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