SoulWinner
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Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears a....... <br /><br />BUMP... <br /><br />BUMP... <br /><br />BUMP... behind him. <br /><br />Walking faster he looks back, <br />and makes out the image of an upright <br />coffin banging its way down the middle <br />of the street towards him <br /><br />BUMP... <br /><br />BUMP... <br /><br />BUMP... <br /><br />Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him . <br /><br />faster... <br /><br />faster... <br /><br />BUMP... <br /><br />BUMP.... <br /><br />BUMP. <br /><br />He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. <br />However, the coffin crashes through his <br />door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... <br /><br />clappity-BUMP... <br /><br />clappity-BUMP... <br /><br />clappity-BUMP... <br /><br />clappity-BUMP... <br /><br />on the heels of the terrified man.... <br />Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, <br />the man locks himself in. His heart is <br />pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. . <br /><br />With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... <br /><br />his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of <br />ROBITUSSIN . <br /><br />Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as <br />hard as he can at the apparition, <br /><br />and... <br /><br />the coffin stops.
