LubeDude
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- Oct 8, 2003
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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?<br /> Unique Up On It.<br />2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?<br /> Tame Way, Unique Up On It.<br /><br />3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?<br /> They Take The Psycho Path<br /><br />4. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?<br /> Dam!<br /><br />5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?<br /> Polaroid's<br /><br />6. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?<br /> A Stick<br /><br />7. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?<br /> Nacho Cheese.<br /><br />8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?<br /> Subordinate Clauses.<br /><br />9. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?<br /> Quattro Sinko..<br /><br />10. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?<br /> Spoiled Milk.<br /><br />11. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?<br /> Frostbite.<br /><br />12. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?<br /> A Nervous Wreck.<br /><br />13. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?<br /> Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can you pea soup?<br /><br />14. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?<br /> Right Where You Left Him.<br /><br />15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?<br /> Because They Have Big Fingers.<br /><br />16. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?<br /> Because It Scares The Dog.<br /><br />17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?<br /> Sanka.<br /><br />18. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?<br /> The Location Of The Dirt Bag.<br /><br />19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?<br /> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.<br /><br />20. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?<br /> A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!<br /> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.<br /><br />21. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?<br /> Some body's Gonna Lose A Trailer<br /><br /> Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile. 
