eeboater
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The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.<br /><br />Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us<br />know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"<br /><br />The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a **********..."<br /><br />"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"<br /><br />"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a savings account certificate for $5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy, the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's<br />parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."<br /><br />"Now what was it you said you had become?"<br /><br />Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A ********** Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"<br /><br />"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!
