Alphabet wife

Jeep Man

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[FONT=&quot]After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to
describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said: "You're an
alphabet wife...A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks: "What the heck does that mean?"

He said: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,
Gorgeous and Hot".

She smiled happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"

He said: "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his at least one of his testicles.[/FONT]
 
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gm280

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OMG that there is funny, I don't care who you are... :rofl:
 

Twidget

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That is funny, although for some reason, my wife doesn't agree.
 
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