Twidget
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The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley, and duly dispatched the infamous detective Boudreaux to investigate.<br /><br />He reported to his sergeant the next morning.<br />"Dey is tree main groups in dis **** fightin'" he began.<br /><br /> "Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.<br /><br />Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."<br /><br />Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?<br /><br />"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat **** fight. I knowed the Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight."<br /><br />The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"<br /><br />Boudreaux intoned knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck."<br /><br />"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you deduce the Mafia was involved?"<br /><br />"De duck won."