Re: Actual craigslist post
When I was car shopping years ago, I got so frustrated that I put up a similar ad, based on a car I drove 50 miles to look at:
'94 Audi Quattro. Blue in color. If you don't like the color on the hood, keep walking around--you're sure to find a color that works for you, as there are at least 6 different colors. Title is registered to Sal Vage, but I'm not sure who he is. Has smoke-plume feature to evade police, but I haven't found the switch to turn it off. Some of the bondo repairs have been sanded down to a mirror surface using 120-grit sandpaper. At this price, it won't last long. Heck, at any price it won't last long!